This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Today, while driving for my second time ever, I drifted a little too much to the right of my lane, but was still in my lane. A large SUV passed me up on the right, drifting a little to much to the left of his lane. Our mirrors just barely knocked against each other. The guy rolled down his window and excitedly claimed, "OUR CARS JUST HIGH-FIVED." It made my day. MLIA
Today, I was at work. We had a seemingly British customer come in, and he and I got into a conversation about where we were from. He mentioned that although he has a British accent (he's from Liverpool), his mother was Irish. Jokingly, I asked if he was also part leprechaun, as he was rather short with flaming red hair. He winked at me, reaching behind my ear to pull out a gold coin. I will never doubt the existence of leprechauns again. MLIA.
Today, I was at the Verizon Wireless counter when the guy asked me "So what do you want your phone to be able to do?" I replied, "I just want it to vibrate hard enough so that I can feel it no matter what." At the same time we both shouted "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!". Everyone stared as we exchanged high-fives. MLIA
Last week, my brother's school did a performance of 'Into the Woods.' The baker character said to his wife "Well... perhaps it will take the two of us to get this child." Everyone awkwardly laughed at the pun. A few seconds later the 70+ year old woman in front of me laughed and shouted "IT'S A SEX JOKE." Everyone, including the actors, were in tears. MLIA.
Today, my cat came out of my bedroom covered in orange wall paint. I thought nothing of it until I realized no walls in my house are orange. I am so confused. MLIA
Yesterday I took a bubble bath and played with some old barbies. This morning I remembered that I left them out and, being embarrassed,I went to go and put them away. As I walked into the bathroom my older brother was braiding their hair. It was a little awkward for both of us. MLIA
Today, I got suspended from school for two days. My referral reads, "Caught student in bathroom drawing intricate moustaches on the bathroom mirrors." I'm a seventeen year old girl. I hope the cheerleaders are pleasantly surprised when they go touch up their makeup. MLIA
WHUT IS UP WIT DAT SHIZ.
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"Your worst nighmare!" >8B
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nuthings gonna save me so I'll save myself. : D
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